got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough