So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.