I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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