this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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