I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
COCAINE IS GR8
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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