I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
