hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I party with great urgency now.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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