what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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