it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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