Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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