It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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