Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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