you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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