singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
