and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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