You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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