I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just cropdusted the office
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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