Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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