I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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