Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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