Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Someone shattered a urinal.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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