Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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