I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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