Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
