Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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