I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Shame - the story of my life.
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