yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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