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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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