I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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