Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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