I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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