Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?

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(817): View more from Texas

I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?

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(562): View more from California

Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.

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(661): View more from California

May God have mercy on my new vibrator.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break

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(703): View more from Virginia

..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!

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(734): View more from Michigan

He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.

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