All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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