Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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