Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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