Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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