I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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