He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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