ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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