? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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