he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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