I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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