I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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