You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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