Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
okay pat passed out under dana's car
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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