im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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