How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The air was thick with penises
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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