thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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