it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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