covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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