Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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