ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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