Nicole vs. Life
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I checked into jail on foursquare
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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