The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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