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It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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